- There is the one that is still loving referred to as "shit head". I don't necessarily want to forget him, just the nick name that my father gave him and the every year Thanksgiving tale.
- There is the one that might have turned out to be a serial killer, not sure, and don't really want to find out.
- Then there was the one who was so full of himself that he couldn't be bothered to bring me a milkshake, while I laid in my hospital bed after crashing my car around a tree.
- There is also the one that dumped me because I wouldn't have sex with him, and who now works with my husband on occasion, so i am forced to be ridiculed by him calling him my boyfriend.
- Of course there was also the one that slept with all the girls I worked with.
So dad, did i miss anyone? LOL! Love you!