There are quite a few that I would rather not recall, but I will list them here because otherwise my father will have to come out of the blogging closet and post all about them! (He loves to discuss this stuff at family holidays!)
- There is the one that is still loving referred to as "shit head". I don't necessarily want to forget him, just the nick name that my father gave him and the every year Thanksgiving tale.
- There is the one that might have turned out to be a serial killer, not sure, and don't really want to find out.
- Then there was the one who was so full of himself that he couldn't be bothered to bring me a milkshake, while I laid in my hospital bed after crashing my car around a tree.
- There is also the one that dumped me because I wouldn't have sex with him, and who now works with my husband on occasion, so i am forced to be ridiculed by him calling him my boyfriend.
- Of course there was also the one that slept with all the girls I worked with.
So dad, did i miss anyone? LOL! Love you!
1 comment:
Haha! That's awesome!
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