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I am a mother of three boys and one girl, my youngest son Walker is developmentally delayed with no diagnosis, I am divorced and re-married, living life as I never imagined. I may be cynical, but I try to see the world as it is.... no frills but plenty of laughs.

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Bartending Lessons

Life Lessons aquired from being a bartender

  • A person is not defined by what they drink but how they drink it.
  • Tips do matter
  • Never go out with man who asks you the first time in, after a few weeks you will see his true nature
  • People are more than what they walk through the door showing you
  • Quick fixes are non exsistant
  • People will always push the limit (you don't have to go home, but you can't stay here)
  • A smile and good sense of humor can defuse most any situation
  • Cops can be your friends
  • Be careful how you advertise (ask us about our daily special!!)
  • Never discuss politics or religion over beer
  • Always know what you are putting in your mouth

1 comment:

~ Mama said...

Love love love this:)